Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Idea!

Just found a great "keep writing" technique that I think I will share with all of you (or at least those paying attention). The technique is to randomly pick a word from the dictionary and write something about it. Since I don't have a dictionary handy, I'll take the "word of the day" from Webster's Online. Today's word is "pulchritude" (pronounced PUHL-kruh-tood). OK, here goes (see if you can guess the meaning from what I've written below):

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You'd think he'd notice. Straddling the metal beams that cast a midday shadow over the busy street, he glared down the three stories that separated him from physical agony. She walked through the shadow as if she knew he was watching, and her pulchritude wasn't lost on him, not even for a second.

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Well?

Thoughts...

In that melancholy time between awake and asleep, one is exposed to great insight into the life one is living and the direction in which it should be pointed. It seems as though this time; the stars winking a quiet hello and the moonshine barely touching the skin of your cheek, is the most peaceful of all, though sadly, the implementation of any conclusions reached during this time seem practically impossible given the need for "reality" to make it valid.

Book Advance

As I was doing my usual perusal of the various writing sites, I happend to come across an ad where one Susan Harrow was hawking a $200 book entitled, "How to get a six figure book advance" (or something like that). Does anyone think this is legit? Further, would $200 be worth it to you if your book -- written or not -- got you a six figure advance? Let's hear your thoughts.

Friday, August 26, 2005

I've been reading quite a bit lately about the cost of living in Hawaii, with the general consensus being that it is much more expensive to live there than the mainland. I can understand the higher prices on certain items (oil being one of them) since it needs to be shipped from the mainland to the islands. What I don't understand, however, is why home prices are astronomical while wages are in the toilet. Someone....PLEASE....explain this to me. If land were limited, sure, but it's not. The Big Island, for example, has SO much available land (well, aside from the areas inhabited by lava flows) that it just boggles the mind. In addition, islands like Kauai and Molokai, admittedly quiet, have nothing BUT land (though in the case of the latter, it is because of the native population hell-bent on living like their ancestors [which I'll get to in a second]). It would seem to me that despite certain efforts to maintain a "paradise" for visitors, the droves of people apparently flocking to the islands would scoop up all this land and build something even MORE attractive. I mean, why not put a nice house or resort near a quite beach on Kauai? If there is one, there will likely be two, and from two to four and so on. Answer me this: What do the developers of these sites have to gain (aside from out-of-control profits that they don't deserve) by selling lots to only the rich? Why not sell lots for $20K or $30K, allowing a $100K house to be built on it? There are only so many developers on the islands and they're making all the money anyway. To whom do you think the $5M houses on the beaches of these lovely islands belong to, anyway?

Hawaii is constantly complaining about sovereignty; in fact, it's a really big deal at the moment. It seems as though the native Hawaiians want the same "governmental protection" that the American Indians and Alaskan Eskimos receive. Seems odd that they'd want to be herded onto reservations, only to pursue the lifelong ambition of "casino pit boss," don't you think? Maybe that's why they get paid so little; they can't seem to find any common sense.

Why do "non-native" kama'ina (residents) get paid so little, then? My guess, and it's only a guess, is that most businesses (though not all) -- particularly those owned by Hawaiian blood -- get a tax break to open shop in first place (though why t-shirt shops and tour companies deserve a tax break is beyond me. Chances are it's because, of course, they couldn't afford to open it themselves and because Hawaii wants to generate it's own income instead of depend on the mainland). So a guy, on SOMEONE ELSE'S (tax) MONEY, opens shop, sells a few surfboards (or whatever) but realizes it takes one person to show some tourist how to use the board and the other to man the register, creating a job for some surfer kid happy to have anything in his pocket to pay for his board wax (this, apparently, is the reason they have the lowest unemployment in the country, by the way). Since Surfer Boy is happy to have anything at all (partly because he's a kid and partly because it USED to be difficult to find ANY job in Hawaii), he is content with $5.00 per hour. Of course, Surfer Boy doesn't know how to do anything but surf and the owner wants to develop his own custom board so he starts to look for someone experienced in developing surfboards. Since there are very few people with this knowledge and experience on the islands (just stay with me, it's a HYPOTHETICAL, OK?), he puts an ad on Monster.com and gets about a thousand resumes of people with ten and twenty years of experience looking to move to Hawaii. He doesn't want to hire any of them because it would require relocation costs, and god-forbid he eat into his profits any more than he needs to, so he's stuck with Surfer Boy. Surfer Boy knows how to surf, of course, but the best he can do when it comes to developing a surfboard is to cut a ragged shape from some wood (which had to be imported, by the way). Of course the board fails to generate interest and therefore income. The owner fires Surfer Boy and has to start all over again. Hmmm, anyone see any problems here?

Anyway, I just needed to get this off my chest.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

On an unrelated note...

I'd be remiss if I didn't use to my full capacity this new little blog to put in a shameless plug for an awesome site called Hot Psychology Magazine (www.hot-psychology.com). If this site doesn't have the articles to send your brain into a veritable cornucopia of "human-mania," nothing does. Check it out!

Thanks!

I had no idea I'd get this sort of response! Cool! Thanks guys!

OK, now to the nitty gritty....

I was sitting in front of my boss today, taking my weekly dose of "ass whoopin' " when I realized that there is waaayyy too much in the way of politics in the corporate world. Think about it: you want to get ahead but your boss thinks you are an idiot so instead of doing your job, you spend a large chunk of your day swallowing your pride and planting your lips firmly on your bosses backside. What is that about? When did we become a society where the only way to advance your career is to suck up? OK, ok, I know we've been like that for a long, long time, but I will be damned if I know when or where doing your job without management's interference played second fiddle to laughing at stupid jokes or stroking some lowlife's ego -- particularly when that lowlife has no business sitting across the desk from you telling you how much of an idiot you are.

Testing my new toy!

Testing my new toy, “Blogger for Word.”  If all looks good, I’ll post from here!

24 August 2005

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